The world wants to know something about me? Ok I guess. I'm kind of a loser. I uhhh... make music sometimes. I dunno. There's not really a whole lot to say.
Uhh, I guess music's like an escape? Like, I've got autism spectrum disorder (ASD) so the world around me is really overwhelming. Like the sounds you hear walking down the sidewalk or shopping through the mall is like, something you can probably handle. But I can't. I can't block out these noises and sounds n stuff. It puts me on edge. So I'll cope by putting on noise-isolating ear buds and playing wall-of-sound style music to drown it all out. It's comforting.
I guess for someone to say to someone "You know that Jay Masochist guy?" and for there to be about a 15% chance that person will say "Oh hell yeah here's the aux".
I'd make people stop bein mean n stuff to each other. Like, ya don't gotta like someone, but you can still be nice to them.
Peter, Paul and Mary - Puff the Magic Dragon. I will defend that song until the day I die and say it is 100% NOT about weed. Screw you, ya gosh-darn teenagers. No, I will not smoke with you. Shut up. Go away, and don't tell me this song's about weed ever again or else I'll fart at you. And trust me, if there's anything I'm good at, it's farting.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... well that kinda changes a lot. I've always liked big, wall-of-sound, noisy stuff. A lot of it sounds like it's almost in mono but not quite. I guess it started with The Beach Boys, who were my favorite for a while, but now I'm more of a Dinosaur Jr./"doomy" shoegaze kinda guy.
I suck at everything else.
Slack off, don't go to school, stay up late, develop bad habits, and turn all that negative energy and depression into something that gives you hope. Then, when nobody actually gives a hoot about it, go cry more.
If they like it, I feel friggin' fantastic. If not I wanna go cry.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh audiences gotta be aware of just how little cash we make. Give us your money. We need to buy things.
I think it's cool n I want you guys to help me make money.
Not being as good of a guitarist as I make myself out to be.
I mean, I do, I go to shows n stuff, but... My scene's... tsk.... sssssssssssssssyep...
Know how to use social media and the Internet to your advantage, you scrubs. You're stuck in the pre-Internet age. Also, don't be like me. Actually promote yer music and don't sit around like a lazy bum.
Jay Masochist, for sure. Everyone else SUCKS! (not really)