Self professed "worst band in the world" Dead Sex Puppets are an atypical, apolitical, asexual, collection of atheist personalities with no clue what the term “woke” means. Their raw, sloppy, rude, dirty rock is highly likely to offend the soft cock “politically correct” as well as ACTUAL musicians but they really don’t give a toss!! We got up, took a piss, staggered to the kitchen and finished off the left over lager from the night before. Then we didn’t go to work, collected unemployment from your tax dollars and played video games for the rest of the day, then we said “hey, let’s try and make some musical type noises”. After another shambles of a night on lager and chips, a marathon of all the GTA games and six months passing by we said “hey let’s try and make some musical type noises”. Two years later, here we are, LISTEN good suckers!
Music is dead so the puppets have come out to play.
That pop radio dies and ugly death.
Me undies.
Manamana by the Muppets
Bowie, Sex Pistols, The Tubes, The Clash, The Who, Iggy, XTC, Green Day, Tangerine Dream, Marilyn Manson, Scatterbrain, Public Image, Green Jelly, The Professionals, Steve Jones, Devo, Andrew WK, Ian Dury, Steel Panther, Cheech & Chong
Alcohol
for the world to wake up to reality, perfection is boring.
Dunno, 'aven't dun it.
The end of auto tune and throngs of songwriters and producers working on one song with two lines of lyric.
Dunno, just got here
Lack of alcohol on weeks when we don't get the benefit.
Nope, the local scene is rubbish.
Be fake, use autotune, have a stylist and have a shelf life of 6 months.
Roadrunner, Jealous Itch, Stormbringer, Despiser, Celebrity Dollhouse, Charles Cooley, Nocturnal Freakshow